oprah

oprah
1. (oprah) (1722↑, 244↓)
To make billions of money and show off in front of middle-aged white women

Dude, did you watch "Apprentice" last night? Trump was totally Oprah\!

2. (Oprah) (1072↑, 229↓)
Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.

Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.

3. (Oprah) (864↑, 204↓)
A rich, powerful, black women, that can buy ANYONE she wants, example: Dr. Phil

You just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed

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4. (oprah) (801↑, 176↓)
The world's current Sith Lord Her current apprentices are possibly Dr Phil or that white designer he-bitch she owns, or perhaps even Tom Cruise (hehe midget)

"Watch out or Oprah will fry you with her sith powers" "Oprah is so Sithy she eats bricks for breakfast (which also explains her weight)" "Oprah is going to take over the galaxy one day, better not pay out black folks"

5. (oprah) (399↑, 114↓)
To coax an answer or confession out of someone with gentle persuasion, like the talk-show host.

"I didn't want to tell her, but she Oprah'd it out of me."

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6. (Oprah) (402↑, 134↓)
The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.

Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah\!

7. (oprah) (401↑, 205↓)
A African American female who lives and works in Chicago for Harpo Studios. Is very affluent and rich. Sheis a good hearted person but her shows feminist agenda can get very annoying. Her Show is usually about something tragic,hopeful,inspiring,recent, trendy,or fun. She usually has some sort of guest. She likes too tell jokes but they usually aren't too funny, but don't tell that too soccer moms. Overall: A little bit of a Fem Nazi but not a bad woman.

Oprah kinda annoys me but I respect her nonetheless.

Author: Unresponsive Bee Victim http://oprah.urbanup.com/1358931
8. (oprah) (187↑, 19↓)
The woman that brainwashed my mom to stop buying soda. Forever

Chick on oprah: ''And I lost 40 pounds after cutting soda out of my life completley\! My mom: *brainwashed* Must. Stop. Buying. Soda.

9. (Oprah) (203↑, 54↓)
1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe. 2) Steadman's Sugar Mama

I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it. "Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah

10. (oprah) (203↑, 55↓)
Shapeshifter. The only known person in history who can change into any form he/she so desires. This is obviously how she obtains her wealth of information, public opinions and money. She transforms herself into another person to gather what she needs for her overated, overappreciated, decieving day time television show. She feeds on the ignorance of the millions of viewers that worship her.She has supposedly been around since the beggining of time itself, she has asumed many forms and has corrupted many a country. One infamous person you may have heard of, Hitler, was not the man you think he was, he was, as you may have guessed, Oprah, in disguise. She is believed to have been present at the Last Supper. Though she tends to change shapes often, her most famous, and most used form is the overweight, overpaid, deceptive black woman you see on television. She is to be avoided at all costs. She can be anywhere at any time in any shape. You have been warned. Also see [oprah hands]

"Hey\! Look that water moves like Oprah\!" "Dude, Don't change the way you look like that, I didn't know who you were, you pulled an Oprah."

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11. (Oprah) (140↑, 41↓)
A daytime talk-show hosted by the one and only Oprah. The show can be easily summed up as a very annoying, very repetitve show talking endlessly about feelings, drug abuse, and talking to your kids about their feelings so they don't abuse drugs. Even though the show is a never ending supply of stupidity at its finest, one must admit that Oprah weelds much power in the lives of America's soccer moms.

Oprah's show, Oprah is a fine example of what happens when the a super self-important rich woman has to much time on her hands.

12. (Oprah) (107↑, 30↓)
Another word for- sociopath. Oprah panders her new-age crap at bored, upper-middle class women who, like Germans in the 30's listening to the demented rantings of another maniac, buy it hook, line and sinker. A billionaire who connives women into believing that she's 'one of the girls'. Gives cars away to poor people, naturally on international TV so everyone can SEE how great she is. Cars aren't registered OR insured however. Poor people lose 'free' car. Oprah looks like saint. Disgusting. Has a golden toilet. Seriously.

"When Jesus whups the anti-Christ, it'll be Oprah, and Dr Phil will be the false prophet..."

13. (oprah) (108↑, 43↓)
A fat black woman with deep rooted anger issues, an egomaniac, and a closet racist. If she had her way she would exterminate all white people from the planet, but she can't because they happen to be her core fanbase.

Oprah is on, turn that TV off.

14. (Oprah) (81↑, 27↓)
Possibly the Most Powerful women in the world. She owns up to 6 houses that she visits once a year which are each priced at over 10 million American Dollars. She hosts a talk show in which she donates he pocket change to those she sees deserves it. She spends more money telling the world what shes done than the money given and instead of selling one of her six houses and donating real money, she "Claims" to give cars away to unfortunate people but the truth is she gets the cars for free and acts like shes done the world a huge favour. She Cannot have a normal discussion with people as she is always interrupting and thinks hearing about celebrities troubles is a strong sentiment.

Hey Man, Guess Who single handedly donated $500,000 to a village in africa, found out the best winter fasions, and talked to her best friend John Travolta, the scientologist piece of shit? Ummmmmm, Oprah? Wow, How'd you guess?

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15. (Oprah) (61↑, 16↓)
Future communist ruler of both our planet and Mars. Oprah currently has the funds to overthrow the world, and mass produce anything needed to start her new feminist communist colony. Can also be used to describe extreme wealth, power, or deception.

If we didn't watch him closely he would have pulled an Oprah.

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16. (Oprah) (42↑, 5↓)
verb:- To rapidly gain weight, particulary following a rapid loss.

"Sue went on a diet, doesn't she look great?" "Yeah, but she'll Oprah that weight back in a few months".

17. (oprah) (84↑, 47↓)
a fugly bitch who walks around saying "LET'S SAVE THE WORLD\!\!" then does nothing about it and makes milions of dollars\!\!

do you wanna watch Oprah with me? i'd rather have an orgy with lion, tiger, and bear and yell oh my\! on camera

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18. (Oprah) (65↑, 30↓)
Oprah is an evil BITCH\! She once denied the make a Wish Foundation when a kid with cancer's dying wish was to meet oprah she denied him and she wasn't even busy. SHE IS A DEVIL\!

I hate Oprah so god damn much

19. (oprah) (83↑, 50↓)
An over wieght white lady in black face.Makes billions and gives away tons of free shit\!Loved by tons of white middle aged soccer moms.Cuts her guests off when they talk,and always says "Yea","Mmmhmmm","Yea" during a conversation. And blacks aren't aloud in the studio audience.

Oprah: "You get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,YES,YES,YES\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!"

20. (Oprah) (70↑, 41↓)
The term "oprah" refers to an individual who sucks all that is positive and useful out of life. Can also refer to a scam or fraud. This term can be used as a noun or verb.

"I think I'll just sit here and oprah my life away, I feel I deserve it." "You should fire that oprah, he certainly doesn't serve to forward the business any, he just sits and whines about how he's gotten such a raw deal and deserves compensation for this so-called oppression."

21. (Oprah) (25↑, 7↓)
An annoying television personality who is always looking for attention. She is also always in the tabloids for being such a fatass, and the fans of her show are wacky fat chicks who feel bad about themselves. She always has this crook doctor named mehmet oz on her show offering medical advice for every ailment possible (breast cancer,arthritis,diabetes,kidney stones,infertility, the guy knows everything) Oprah is just a depressed fat bitch because she doesnt get any dick because no guy in their right mind would want to bone Oprah because she is such a bossy asshole. Stedman backed out of the engagement cause he finally realized marrying oprah probably wouldnt be a good idea. She is a liberal and loves to talk about rimming.

Man: Look at Oprah,she loves getting attention even if its negative like her fatassness.

22. (Oprah) (34↑, 17↓)
1. The talk-show hosted by Satan herself. 2. Satan\!\!\!

If you have just watch Oprah, You have sold your soul.

23. (oprah) (44↑, 28↓)
Noun: Blubber or fat. Adjective: Obese. Ad-verb: As if to stuff your self with food. Verb: To jiggle that fat.

Noun: Me eating all this cake won't me lose the extra oprah i have around my buttocks. Adjective: I saw some oprah people licking grease off themselves a McDonalds. Ad-verb: Cartmen oprahly ate the Cheesy Poofs. Verb: As the man began making the move on the obese lady, she oprahed, and the man promptly left.

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24. (Oprah) (34↑, 20↓)
A person of any race who went from being poor to beng a billionaire, or just rich.

Look at Becky over there with her Mercedes, she's such an Oprah.

25. (Oprah) (18↑, 6↓)
A unit of weight that is approximately 200 pounds.

"My car weighs about 8 Oprahs" "How much do I weigh? 3/4 of an Oprah last time I checked"

26. (Oprah) (16↑, 6↓)
The Queen of Political Correctness...

Guy: What you watchin'? Girl: Oprah... Guy: Ah that political correct annoying bitch\!? I'd take Jerry Springer over her bullshit any day\!

27. (oprah) (34↑, 24↓)
The devil. She is gonna take over the world 1 day. I'll be ready. How about you???

How do you think Oprah got all that cheese????

28. (Oprah) (12↑, 4↓)
The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. A woman who takes care of her man while he just spends her money.

"Man, every time I go out, I'm spending all this money on these females. I'm trying to get that Oprah dawg\!"

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29. (Oprah) (19↑, 13↓)
The first woman to have ever been taken hostage by her own minge.

Oprah's minge took her hostage when his plan to discredit her and force her into retirement backfired.

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30. (oprah) (12↑, 7↓)
fat black lady who is a closet lesbian and racist. shes gonna grow her female black army and exterminate anyone else, and have extra torchure to white males because she must hate them so much. she gives out gifts that are bugged so she can spy on america. she brainwashes feminists and soccarmoms to do her communist biddings. They slowly are starting with the candy and sugar industry and slowly shutting those down by encourging moms to not buy soda or candy. then she is going to invade the book industry by making her books the most popular and having book stores only stock them. then, she will have her soccarmom and feminist commandos blow certain targets like the capital and cartain military instilations. then she will order her cloned army of black female warriors to detonate the remote bombs placed in her free cars. they will invate the usa, then the un. the undercover agents (identifiable by any black women in any power) will be a mole in the government and create mass confusion allowing her "sisters" to invade with no oposition. the reason i know this is that if you copy down her blinking motions, she spells out codes without vowels and if you dicipher them, shes telling her army when to attack. predicted by the mayans. going to happen on 2012

just wait america. you all think im crazy, but ill be the only one left when you are getting killed by cravy feminist black chicks and oprah

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31. (Oprah) (18↑, 13↓)
A person with soooooo much power in America that countless drones of women elect to the top role of president a jr. senator with no experience, who before he's allowed to take office, causes a daily stock market plunge.

"Man, that damn bitch Oprah has just Oprahed our economical tomb."

32. (oprah) (18↑, 14↓)
someone who marches around, showing off carrying designer things whether it be a bag or a can opener.

guy: did you see adam parading around with his new basketball shoes. girl: yeah, he's such an Oprah.

33. (Oprah) (21↑, 18↓)
talk show host. america has thrived off her for 20 years. shes now become the antichrist stating her own religious beliefs which over 2 million people believe now in a matter of days

"Hey man why don't you go to church anymore?" "Church? F*** church man. I got Oprah."

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34. (Oprah) (8↑, 6↓)
The leader of the most successful cult in the history of the world

Person 1: why are you doing that? Person 2: because Oprah told me too, oprah knows ALL\!\!\!\!\!

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35. (Oprah) (5↑, 3↓)
The finest of Purple Haze (Cannabis Sativa,Weed,Pot,Ganja,Hashish,etc.) Derived in the South. Also known as "The Color Purple/Oprah"

"Cuzzo\! I'm high as hell of that Oprah, ya heard\!" "That song called Oprah by Fiend is off the hook\!)

36. (oprah) (13↑, 11↓)
A say-anything-to-be-popular (read that: rich) shill. Quite possibly the false prophet of the antichrist revealed in Revelation 16:13

Oprah thinks Madonna and Kabbalah are worthwhile.

37. (oprah) (0↑, 0↓)
Verb. A) To think about a recent experience or failure and pull the lesson/s from it. B) A process by which lesson or lessons are gleaned from an experience or failure in life. [oprah, oprahs, oprahed, oprahing.]

1) It was upsetting that he wasn't qualified to buy the car; but after he oprahs, he'll realize that at least now he knows what his credit score needs to be the next time he tries. 2) I urged my friend to oprah her divorce and make a list, so she can avoid making the same mistakes in the future.

38. (Oprah) (1↑, 2↓)
An overrated annoying nuisance

We love you Oprah.

39. (oprah) (21↑, 24↓)
a fat annoying bitch that somehow gets people to like her

-fuck oprah\! -already did?

40. (Oprah) (13↑, 17↓)
The world's richest sista.

Ya know, I could do an [Oprah] and give you a car.

41. (Oprah) (1↑, 9↓)
\<Noun\> A synonym for Crack Cocaine. Doing Oprah has become as world renown as playing with your friend Mary Jane is for marijuana. Originally thought to be an new phrase of the Ebonics style dialect of pop culture for obtaining or doing the impossible, law enforcement quickly realized their mistake after arresting a pregnant 15year old at the corner of Boss Gaston and Richmond Gaines in Huston TX, after she attempted to score some 'Oprah' from an undercover cop.

Oh my god, I'm so messed up on Oprah right now, I haven't slept in a week.

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42. (Oprah) (3↑, 15↓)
The nickname givin to a former classmate of ours, for no apparent reason WHATSOEVER, Dustin Ridley. other nicknames include: [pinky-pie], [tinky-winky], [a whole bunch of crap], [ukrain], [scuttlebutt], [todo].

*Alex, Harlee, and/ or Brittney walk into class on day, and all sit around Dustin (A.K.A: Oprah) (by some random twist of fate, we were assigned near him the whole year). AHB: "HI OPRAAAH\!\!\! SAVE ANYONE'S LIFE TODAY?\! XD"

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43. (oprah) (9↑, 22↓)
Adverb, adjective; to simplify. Best used in describing activities that shouldn't need explanation.

1. Tell it me oprah. 2. What is the oprah way to microwave this pizza?

44. (Oprah) (11↑, 31↓)
The ruler of the Universe. Period.

All heil the mighty Oprah\!

45. (Oprah) (8↑, 40↓)
1. Queen of [Chicago]. 2. Our Friend.

1. Don't bother the Queen. She's sleeping in her Water Tower Place Castle. 2. Oprah is our friend. -[David Letterman]

46. (oprah) (52↑, 120↓)
the hottest women over 40.

i want to get [the edge] on oprah.

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47. (oprah) (26↑, 100↓)
when you are eating an ice cream cone and the ice cream melts/drips onto the cone. comes from zambian roots "ou-" meaning "shape" and "-preh" meaning wet. only refers to waffle cones. all others, see [vagina blanket]

i bought my ice cream cone from a vendor at the cubs game, but it was so hot that by the time i had paid him, i was holding an oprah

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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